Terrifying Boss Comfortingly Short

Chicago, IL – Jessica Lipton, 26, had a pleasant surprise at her first in-person team meeting. “Paul is short! I couldn’t believe it, he was always the scary one,” recalled the University of Chicago graduate. Sources report that the Accenture associate then spent the next twenty minutes explaining to her friend / co-worker why she didn’t mean to imply that she “respects Paul any less,” but simply “assumed he was scary and tall. You know?”